U better be worth the buck!

Apparently, Artistry is world's top 4. Wow. OK I'mma give it a try.

Sorry no be4 and after photos. ROAR!
I'm so broke now.. T.T

Love FAQs

Read this in a magazine once and I just had to share it.

Now we all know girls love to ask their boyfriends questions like Do you love me and stuff. And most guys are nvr able to give the right answer that will satisfy the girlfriend. Well call me your savior and pay attention to what you're about to read cos you might win yourself a striptease tonight if you follow my model answer. Huhuhu...

NO. 1. Do you love me? (Don't pretend you've nvr asked dis question or being asked be4)

Usual answers:
(a) Of course I do lah
(b) How come u know the answer dy still wanna ask o
(c) Don't want to tell u ah lalala~

How you should answer:
Don't answer immediately! Look at her for awhile, then say yes. I do love you.



No. 2. If both me and your mom fell into the sea, who would you rescue first?

Usual answers:
(a) Of course U lah (so sincere) -.-
(b) Of course my mom lah
(c) Try to save both loh

How you should answer:
To tell you the truth..... My mom's an excellent swimmer. *wink wink*



No. 3. Do you think I'm fat? (tough one ay?)

Usual answers:
(a) No ah (without even thinking)
(b) A bit loh (now you're just asking for it)
(c) I think u lost weight liao loh (good but still not very persuasive)

How you should answer:
Actually.. I like girls with a little extra something.



No. 4. What do you think of my friend? (of course she's talking about a girl)

Usual answers:
(a) She's hot! (Now u can kiss d striptease good bye.)
(b) Nothing special
(c) Who ah?

How you should answer:
I think she is nice and you should cherish a friend like that.



No. 5. Will you still love me when I become old and saggy? Lol..

Usual answers:
(a) Yes
(b) No
(c) May be

How you should answer:
Honey, I can't wait for you to grow old. So that know wan will steal u away from me.


That's about it lah. And you are welcome. XDXD

Bookworm I am not!

Ah. The picture of Dorian Gray. I still remembered about 2 years ago, Kingston introduced this book to us. It was about how this guy, who is super handsome, traded his soul with a picture of himself.

When I saw this book in in KK, I bought it on the spot. Cos I was very curious about what happened to the portrait. And it only cost RM9.35

It was the first book I have ever bought that doesn't have a single picture in it. Yea I wasn't much of a reader back then. And still not till this very day. Which is why..... I have not finished the book yet.. That's cos I thought the main character is super gay loh. They don't refer to him as hunky or handsome or hot. They call him beautiful. And it is like way too gay. Dorian Gay. So my bookmark is still on page 109...

And guess what.



That's right.
Even the movie is out.

Sigh..............
Cannot lah. Must finish the book be4 the movie comes out.
Bah.. Not like they gonna show it on time. It's Malaysia for crying out loud.

Update:
Trailer neh..

Anti Clockwise watches..?

Now I've seen everything.

Watches that are made for lefties.. May be I should've bought one for DJ.

One night in gay bar

Brief intro:
From left: De (Debra's tomboy sister), De's gf (that's right), me, Tracy (me cousin) and Debra.

Well, we are in a gay bar, so it's no surprise we were with a gay couple.

Now, onwards to my post.

I wouldn't say it was a very pleasant visit, but i did opened my eyes to something new. In a very gross kinda way.

We were there for Mr and Miss Gorgeous.

Me : I'm going to watch Mr and Miss Gorgeous tonight.
DJ : Go and see buff guys lah? Fine..
Me : It's a GAY BAR. Could be guys dressed up as girls for all you know.

The contest didn't start till 11pm. Before the contest, they entertained us with AGUA show. This agua show cannot compare to Thailand's one lah. But it's still funny to watch. Especially this agua.
She supposedly has to hit this very high pitch note (lip synch). So to hit the high pitch note, she pinched her nipple. LOL. I had a good laugh.

We were trying to figure out which one's a guy and which one's a girl the whole time. First, we see a girl, with blond hair, then she turns around and she has Adam's apple. Then we see this huge gang of cool looking dudes... With boobs.... -.- So the whole night, we had no idea what to call them. "Look at that girl, no, guy, no, boy.. erm.. PERSON!"

So finally the contest started and I was right, in a very opposite way. First, the contestants for Miss Gorgeous went on stage. No they weren't guys. They were normal looking girls. As for Mr Gorgeous...... Well, let's just saw all the prizes went to girls. If you know what I mean. That's right, the contestants for Mr Gorgeous were all girls.

Right before we left, this tranny grabbed this what seems to be a guy up the stage. The guy had his hands on the tranny's butt which for some reason made the girls scream. Go figure. The next thing I knew, they were frenching on stage. Ok...... Later on, De told me the "what seems to be a guy" is a girl, a tomboy to be exact.

Until now, I'm still trying to figure out these things:

1. How does a tranny have sex with a tomboy?
2. What happens if the tomboy accidentally grabbed the tranny's dick? (If he has one)
3. What happens if the tranny accidentally let out a manly moan? (Like wise for the tomboy)
4. Let's say if the answer for No.1 is the tomboy takes the tranny from behind with a strap on, w the tranny's ball sack dangle around?
   
5. Is it true that trannies have very very small dicks?

These are the questions that haunt me.

Anyways, pictures:

Once again I'm the only one dressed like a dork. -.-

Take a closer look. And go figure.

He's gay. And they don't know him. They just want a picture with him.

All 3 were gays.

Believe it or not they (cousin and Debra) tried to hit on her. And got sadly rejected before even making a move. Turns out this dude is only 150cm tall.

Tranny alert.

Mrs Gorgeous went to her.

Yup. That's all folks.